In an obscure bunch of old legal papers I found this. Written by
son when he was 15 and wanted a new skateboard. In defense of
our parenthood I will add that the ramp referred to in # 4 was a
large half pipe skateboard ramp we allowed him to install in the backyard
for about a year. The "raised Titanic" referred to in #5 was a huge 1972 black and yellow Ford Galaxy 500. It embarrassed the kids to drive it but it kept them all safe.
I'm happy to report son is now 34, married, father of
wonderful Noah and starting PA school in May.